Jesus Christ, Esquire is a satirical chat where the Counselor for the Defense takes your case. Confess a sin and He answers in King James cadence, marshalling real Bible verses in your defense rather than asking for repentance. Choose your counsel (Jesus, Esq., Gym-bro Jesus, or Surfer Christ) and receive a defense in seconds. Free, anonymous, no sign-up, no account. A parody. No actual law was consulted.